Allow me dear reader to introduce you to a new feature here at SchadenFreudesSister. It is a weekly award we like to call "ObamaTron Of The Week". This award will go to that special person who exhibits superb sycophantism towards our beloved leader Barack Hussein Obama. This person's loving devotion to our dear leader will not be deterred by the truth, or what's good for the country, but will continue unerringly into the outer limits of brazen buffoonery. This week's winner goes to the Silver State Senator for chiming in with this awesome example of Sgt. Schulz-like idiocy concerning supreme court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. He said and I quote, "I understand that during her career, she's [Sotomayor] written hundreds and hundreds of opinions. I haven't read a single one of them, and if I'm fortunate before we end this, I won't have to read one of them." For this prodigious pronouncement of colossal ignorance this week's winner of the ObamTron of the Week goes to Senator Harry Reid, D Neveda. Congratulation Senator. You make us all proud
Ted has always been fascinated by the world around him – especially that eclectic world of plastic cutlery. After graduating magma-com-laundry from high school, he graduated from UC Santa Cruz (Go Banana Slugs!) with a B.A. In Music Therapy. After failing to realize his dream of rehabilitating commie libs by repeated forced viewing of
this, he decided to go back to school. The quest for further knowledge led Ted to Germany where he attended Ludwig Maximilians Universität, München where he received his MS in Apiary Gender Studies. Ted's master thesis on insect promiscuity was highly regarded among his peers. He is currently between jobs and is working on his latest book "To Hive or Hive Not", A Study in Shakespearean and Etymological Parallels.
thoroughly impressed, rell!
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